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To Internet Explore

To do smth so that even Space Time Continuum collapses.
This criminal was supposed to be executed but the police decided to Internet Explore his date to 2000 years.
by Kjelpop November 10, 2020
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interneting

You've been spending too much time interneting!
by stop_moition_man November 18, 2020
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internet noise

Meaningless posts to the internet that seem to serve no purpose. Often found on social media, pop-culture journalism sites, and YouTube.
This noise can drown out the content the user actually wants to consume.
I had some time to kill so I went on YouTube, but I couldn't find a good video through all the internet noise.
by Communist bloc party November 23, 2020
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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
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Internet Troll

The internet troll is a sub-human creature who is usually a sociopath. The Internet Troll, or “Troll”, has only one purpose in their life online and that is to spite, anger or sadden anyone who walks the plane of the internet. They also commonly in the earlier 2010’s have been seen toppling any structured art, community or entity on the internet by destroying it using their vast numbers. They have no loyalty, no allegiance and no agenda. Sometimes they can be seen organizing attacks, frequently on the website 4chan on the message board /b/. It goes without saying that trolls are usually racist and sexist as that provokes more reactions.
Jim: “Damn did you see Amber Heard’s comment section
Sean: “No she disabled it”
Jim: “yeah it was full of Internet trolls attacking her”
Sean: “Stop licking my forehead Jim”
Jim: “I’m sorry”
by Danny Despacito May 1, 2020
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Internet

What you're on right now
You're on the Internet.
by LinkUFurred May 1, 2020
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Internet

Dude: what are you doing bro?
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.
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