Throw Short People Thursday

A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!

"Hey, why are you pushing me?"
"It's Throw Short People Thursday!"

by FckShrtPpl October 23, 2022

The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 06, 2006

People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH December 07, 2021

National short people day

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020

These Peoples Try To Fade Me

Slang for "many individuals are currently attempting to do me wrong".

That guy on Survivor was all like "These peoples try to fade me"

by DunfeeX November 25, 2003

Woke gen z people

People who deserve another version of the holocaust

all that needs to be said

Woke gen z people can't take jokes

by Tbirder June 21, 2022

purple people eater

In american football, it's a blind side hit or block that one was not prepared for.

Jeff was just running down the field and got his clock cleaned by the purple people eater!

by mrbjt#51 June 29, 2006