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Dylanism

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism
by Juicenugget April 1, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.
Why is he acting like a Dylan
by Trapgoose November 23, 2021
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Dylan S

A person who is musty as shit from Canada, and ejaculates maple syrup, with a goofy ass last name that starts with S, like Swery
Whats that smell?”
“Its probably a Dylan S”
by ryanfontaineslikeslightskins November 9, 2022
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Dylan Matthews

BIG BOI SEXY HOT BOI LIKES MEN BUTTT!!! ALSO WOMEN
by wayatonne October 18, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.
Wow, Dylan's cock is so huge I bet Gabe wants to suck it.
by Feetpics1080p February 14, 2022
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Dylan

dude1."Whats up Dylan."

Dylan "hello".
by hehpoop August 17, 2023
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Dylan

A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.
Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.

Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021
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