by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.
by Trapgoose November 23, 2021

A person who is musty as shit from Canada, and ejaculates maple syrup, with a goofy ass last name that starts with S, like Swery
by ryanfontaineslikeslightskins November 9, 2022

by wayatonne October 18, 2022

Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.
by Feetpics1080p February 14, 2022

by hehpoop August 17, 2023

A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.
Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.
Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021
