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clique cake

Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.

Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.

Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.
'Look. Cake!'

'I wouldn't dare if I was you. It looks like clique cake!
by mids99 October 5, 2009
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Chocolate cake

When your dick get destroyed by a black women's puss
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dipsy cakes

pittsburgh slang

adj. being ripped retarded stupid high. smoking the most pungent delicious piece of heaven that has ever been placed here by God. we're talking about marijuana for all you peasants that haven't taken 101 yet

it is probably gorgeous outside and you're bed-ridden thinking the neighbors are out to get you as just then the pizza man delivers the food you forgot you ordered.

realizing basic functions are more challenging than usual, e.g., "I am too high for video games."
Rory: Do you want to go to the museum?!
Amanda: No, sorry babe I'm too dipsy cakes to go out today.

(video game party chat)
Chad: Yo! bro namath you're blowing on the sticks tonight.. whats going on with you?
Blake: Duder! i really don't know; i'm to high for video games.. this dank i smoked earlier got me soo dispy cakes i cant move my thumbs...
by pantherattack April 28, 2011
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Moffie cake

A guy who wears tight jeans and sticks his chest out and has a small dick.
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patrick cake

by Le Roger Le Savage September 2, 2016
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Waldo Cake

Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina
Dude im so full, me and your girlfriend made a waldo cake and i smashed on it.
by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011
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Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home
Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."
by cc8394 June 12, 2011
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