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who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby
James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark
by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014
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who’s fuckin?

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”

“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”

“…. “
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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WHO

Even if the WHO knew exactly who and where the virus came from, they're going to make sure people get enough vague answers that they're kept in the dark and fed shit like mushrooms, to keep them from connecting A to B.
The WHO is clever, just like any other government organization. They wouldn't benefit from people knowing who and where the virus really came from, they benefit from good information remaining a mystery, while misinformation spreads like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2021
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Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's
Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's
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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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People who don't dodge

A sigma male that gets more bitches than dodgers
Johann Bautista: look at those people who don't dodge....I wish I was one of them
by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021
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Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
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