The Breath Of Versailles

What I call a person when they slip on a piece of dog feces (shit).

Person 1: Hey, dude...have you ever slipped on a piece of dog feces?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

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Person 1: Do you have a herniated disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good. You are now The Breath Of Versailles

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What I call homo-sapiens who are consensual.

Person 1: Are you consensual?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".

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Person 1: Hey, are you definitely and sometimes consensual?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".

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What I call homo-sapiens with abrasions.

Person 1: do you have an abrasion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles

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What I call homo-sapien who like cocaine.

Person 1: Do you like cochise?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are now "The Breath Of Versailles".

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What I call homo-sapiens who like heroine and methamphetamine.

Person 1: Hey, do you like heroine and methamphetamine?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are now "The Breath Of Versailles".

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