PostIt nuts

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.

My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.

by Opishka November 24, 2009

Heart Nut

When the nut inside of your heart (it differs), explodes and creates a large ball of semen that spreads in your heart. It is done when someone says something caring/sweet enough for you to feel it in your heart. This also grants a personality change into a more caring person and super strength

Adam: “I really just wanna cuddle and kiss you under the stars.”
Jess: “Awwww baby. You just made my Heart Nut.”

by dragonman88 July 09, 2020

nuts glad

An expression used to convey extreme approval.

“I’m nuts glad you put up with me.”
~Zeb Snyder. Super picker.

by chasserole December 05, 2021

Nut Run

When you are about to bust, run as fast as you can to the toilet and nut in it.

Person1: Hey, what’s this on your wall?
Person2: Oh, that’s when I failed my nut run.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

saggy nuts

saggy nuts, Noun, one (Male) with a saggy, low hanging nutsack. Attractive to some, most others including myself. Not so much.

Guy 1: Holy hell, did you see Jim and his saggy nuts? His balls sag so low!

by PenisPrick July 26, 2019

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

by LordOfWinter99 August 22, 2020

nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017