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The day that legends land on earth with all the awesomeness and the greatest talents that they have.
Hurray, today is the march 9. We all can celebrate the date and be happy for the landing of the legends.
by The Realest Legend October 15, 2019
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Marching band

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights or whenever you have rehearsals after the school day) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.

2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!

3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.

4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.

5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen

6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.

7. This one time, at band camp....

8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.

9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.

10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!

11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.

12. The field commanders are horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.

13. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!

Find dot 55 of the contest show

Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight

Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous

We have trumpets out to lunch

Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!

BAND TEN HUT!!! ...ONE!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
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No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st
Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*
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march

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who chored my lighter

oh it was that march lad
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March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know
me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month
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March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass
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March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
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