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Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights
Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel
by chuteeee August 1, 2021
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Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.
Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!
by fent gunss September 4, 2025
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Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!
Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
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Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.
Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!
by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024
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Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.
Jacob is a midget
by bryncas November 21, 2021
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
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Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda
Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!
by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022
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