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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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How To Kill Somebody

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me
by The Gulper July 13, 2022
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How to understand a good cleaning company

If you need a good cleaning company, the first thing you need to do is to look at the references. How many years did this company and how many projects have they completed? However, the web address of the cleaning company is important in the internet. Corporate companies have a unique website. Their content is unique and they have original photos related to their own work. Ask about the details of your work and how to do it. Ask them what makes them different from other companies. Ask them to provide you with details of the service they will provide. As called www.ankaratemizliksirketleri.vip we think that this information can help you.
When I am looking for good cleaning company how to understand a good cleaning company
by Ankara Temizik Firmaları March 10, 2019
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Watermelon Sugar
A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.
by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer January 29, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar
A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.
by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer January 29, 2021
TOP DEFINITION
Watermelon Sugar
A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.
by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer January 29, 2021
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That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
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When you think the word will phase from existence and the website and everything will die
A what do you think of the word
B it's good. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
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