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Russian Donkey Punch

(verb)- when one takes a knife, and much like a regular donkey punch, starts hitting them, or in this case stabbing them in the neck and upper back durring sexual intercourse.
Dude, we were getting it on and all of the sudden I Russian Donkey Punched her.
by a_man_with_no_arms September 26, 2006
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boadatious donkey balls

Not been having jerked off for so long, that your balls are all swolen and painfull and fluffy like
Roald: Please give me a blow job, i've got serious boadatious donkey balls, dude
Joles: That's pretty :D can I Pleaaaaaaaaase suck em
by G-NOME December 9, 2003
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Extreme donkey rodeo

extreme donkey rodeo is when you try to hold on to a heavily overweight woman, after you get her drunk and tell her she is the ugliest fattest beastliest girl in the world while doing her doggy style, and see if you can hold onto her bucking for 8 seconds. if successful donkey punch her in the back of the head, knocking her unconscious, which tightens up all muscles, so you can finish up and leave.
Seen Melissa at the bar at closing so i took her back to the hotel inn and had an extreme donkey rodeo, wildest ride ever.
by S'ma BigD October 4, 2010
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donkey p

a favorite beaverage of a headshot (see tool also Headshot)
u did u see that headshot was driunking the donkey p
by 33.6k powar January 30, 2003
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donkey punk bitch

one who displays or pretends to be anyhting other than himself ...i.e. a hipocrate. (2) a wanna-be , two faced
back-stabbing cunt !!
someone who smiles in your face and pretends to be your friend , but as soon as you turn arround they stab you in the back !! this person is a ,"donkey punk bitch".
by Danny Cruz(THX TREVOR) August 3, 2006
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racist donkey kong

a prejudice male or female of irish decent aiming most of their hate towards jews. usually the person is DK making fun of m&m (the rapper)
racist donkey kong spinning a dreidel and making jews feel bad
by kesher boy November 24, 2011
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While doing a girl in anal canal, a buddy joins and begins double penetration, while she is on her period and he begins to insert a meat tenderizer in her vagina while the buddy inserts his ball sack into her mouth. The female is then kicked in the nose and you then bust a nut in her eye.
Girl: "Last night my boyfriend his friends and I tried out the

Donkey Dippin Slaughterhouse."
by DDS inc. December 1, 2010
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