Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Circus Dick

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”

Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”

by ShazKelly November 18, 2019

Dick flick

A chick flick that a male is forced into watching with a female companion but ends up truly enjoying it.

Chad speaking to Brad: “Went to see Mamma mia with my sister and damn, that’s a great dick flick!”

by Cazfurs November 9, 2019

Dick

A person who is not nice.

That guy is a dick.

by basil02 May 13, 2020

shadow dick

ONLY use this if ur a depressed emo teen that wants to disappear. If u say it and ur not then ur emophobic 🤷 ♀️

i don’t know how to use this in a sentence sorry. u just say “shadow dick”

by milfanddilflover123 February 23, 2021

Dick-sa

Like how Jewish women say I'm a happy shiksa... Jewish gentleman would say I'm a happy dick-sa

I'm a happy dick-sa!

by toapy.n.friends November 11, 2022

Basic dick

The male equivalent of a basic bitch

Oh my God Lana he is such a basic dick.

by Donaven July 3, 2021