Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
Get the bread over my earsmug. by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022
Get the that goat just ate my shitmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian March 27, 2025
Get the Naruto; Shippudden Is Trash And My Digital Footprintmug. by jaqcuavious dingletonthefirst June 7, 2022
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Get the My, SHOT!mug. What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.
Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018
Get the Don't eat my fries.mug. someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
Get the my loml evanmug.