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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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Carry My Pet

A balance of everything. Knows how to win everyone's trust. An animal lover. A solution provider. Caring in nature. Knows how to reunite everyone with their loved ones.
"Not everyone is purr-fect like Carry My Pet is every quality. Only Carry My pet can win your heart as well as the heart of your loved ones"
by Carry My Pet November 24, 2021
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Treager my cockatee

She's got a hot body but her face isn't that great, I'm going to treager my cockatee anyway though.
by JP070 May 19, 2024
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The Race (My Race)

The Race (My Race) - The race (my race) is a metaphor for overcoming your personal inner and outer struggles in attaining accomplishment and success in life. Success in the race is not meant to be easy; it is meant to be hard. So we must develop a mindset to overcome and to always “fight the good fight” with resilience, perseverance, and persistence. The glory is when we overcome our struggles to keep moving forward, forever-evolving and becoming that better person until we achieve our best. The race is long, arduous, and unpredictable, a marathon and not a sprint, but you can win as long as you keep on running (do not ever give up). We can all win the race.
Getting my Master’s degree is my race in life and I am not going to to stop until I accomplish that task. As I run my race in life, I have evolved and become a better person. The race (my race) is not guaranteed to the swift or the strongest person, but to those who endure to the very end (cross the finish line). Used in the writings of The RhymistGift and The Consummate Transitioner and based on the Bible scripture Ecclesiastes 9:11.
by The Rhymist Gift - CW July 10, 2021
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An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)
Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"
by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023
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Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.
"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.
by Minediie December 18, 2016
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