Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
by SADBC October 8, 2021

by Boet blesser November 17, 2020

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"
*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
by kirkandorules July 26, 2023

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"
by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

by Tongahiti June 17, 2024
