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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
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Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
by SADBC October 8, 2021
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Drip drip my sauce

A person who wears expensive clothing every day (drip lord)
They don’t call me drip drip my sauce for nothing
by Boet blesser November 17, 2020
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Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
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Checking out my club

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
by kirkandorules July 26, 2023
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shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.
Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"
by Logthenerd October 2, 2022
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apple of my caramel

A cute and cheeky way of showing affection!

A play on the sayingapple of my eye
Person 1: You are the apple of my caramel
Person 2: Omg that’s so cute
by Tongahiti June 17, 2024
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