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United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024
mugGet the United States Ass Sackingmug.

jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole
Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025
mugGet the jack-hole-ass-holemug.

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!
by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
mugGet the Ass napkinmug.

A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan
Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!
by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025
mugGet the A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!mug.

Chapati ass

by Yayyarea July 8, 2019
mugGet the Chapati assmug.

ass

by lunapuma January 7, 2022
mugGet the assmug.

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