My cousin is here

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.

Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

fo shizzle my nizzo

Most definitely my negro compadre.

Was that band off the hook? Fa shizzle my nizzle!!!

by Donkey punch king September 14, 2003

GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK

Every child to face the earth This is pawpaw now gawk gawk my glock means that u should FUCK OF AND READ ALL THIS NONSENSE

U should gawk gawk my glock silly

by Pygrandpa November 28, 2022

honey my beloved

My wife who died after giving birth to six cats. May you rest in peace. RIP that pussy.

"Sheesh, how's your wife doing?"

"They're...dead. Honey my beloved."

by b@lls4lyf3 June 16, 2021

My Digemon Evolved

A saying for when something is very sick/cool

“This food is so flipping good my Digemon Evolved”

by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021

Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ

"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."

by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015

the top of my back itches

Your slightly horny

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...

by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016