by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021

Example 1:
Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.
Example 2.
Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.
Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.
Example 2.
Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.
by falsefox April 7, 2023

My voice moved in different tongues. My voice sings redemption songs. My voice suppresses segregation and arises integration. My voice speaks for minorities with no voice of their own. Speaks for the child living in the street with no hope for tomorrow. My voice speaks for the women robbed out of their beauty, girls robbed out of their virginity. My voice speaks out for the victims of rape. Like thunder my voice strikes rain is coming to wash away my sorrows when the rain stops my adrenaline seem to start from scratch. Like thunder my voice lightens. The sound so great it breaks the negativities, breaks the clouds and clears the sky. My voice dances in different rhythms. My voice is my pride. Moves in different tongues. My voice climbs high mountains of excitement. My voice speaks of justice
by Her Voice November 27, 2020

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020

by darkclaw wolfgod May 7, 2023

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her
by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup
or the sock has been souped
or the sock has been souped
by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020
