Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

Turtle

A word used as a replacement for the word awkward.

Chick 1: OMGosh did u hear that fart in class?

Chick 2: Yeah totes. That was soooo turtle.

by Imony October 18, 2011

Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025

Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.

damn feel turtled

by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021

Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone

Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled

by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018