Thirty years war

A war that lasted thirty years

Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.

by thrityearswar October 30, 2018

world war erection

When someone gets an erection and decides to fuck up the planet

man, Bin Laden was a real world war erection

by sqwzcgehibfghydtffcgdf1359 July 23, 2016

Harry Potterheads War

The act of being a potterhead or being in love with jk Rowling

The act of being a Harry Potterheads War

by BennyBoy09 November 18, 2021

Star Wars Syndrome

This is a condition that many sequels suffer after being overhyped and underproducing. These sequels usually follow behind very decorated firsts.

Star Wars: Episodes I and II, The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, Quake 2, and Land Before Time

by Spazz November 21, 2003

Spanish-American War

A war that took place in 1898 where the United States totally owned ass, taking over colonies that used to belong to Spain. Can be used to describe a minor conflict between an American and someone of some sort of Spanish descent.

Yo, me an' dat bitch are having a Spanish-American War.

by Sizzila October 12, 2005

Mexican-American War

In 1847, the United States invaded Mexico. This was the Mexican-American War. About it, Ulysses S. Grant said:"...I do not think there was ever a more wicked war than that waged by the United States on Mexico. I had a horror of the Mexican War, and I have always believed that it was on our part most unjust. The wickedness was not in the way our soldiers conducted it, but in the conduct of our government in declaring war. We had no claim on Mexico. Texas had no claim beyond the Nueces River, and yet we pushed on to the Rio Grande and crossed it. I am always ashamed of my country when I think of that invasion."
Here is a footnoted statement from Wikipedia:'A month before the end of the war, Polk was criticized in a United States House of Representatives amendment to a bill praising Major General Zachary Taylor for "a war unnecessarily and unconstitutionally begun by the President of the United States". This criticism, in which Congressman Abraham Lincoln played an important role with his Spot Resolutions, followed congressional scrutiny of the war's beginnings, including factual challenges to claims made by President Polk.' Footnotes: Congressional Globe, 30th Session (1848) pp.93-95
House Journal, 30th Session (1848) pp.183-184

As a member of the House of Representatives, Abraham Lincoln opposed the Mexican-American War.

by Richard Locke Peterson March 16, 2009

world war II

Nobody ever claimed WWII was won soley by the Americans, you stupid British nits, so shut your traps.

Bush-haters seem to debunk every accomplishment America ever made, including help win World War II

by Uncle Sam bitches May 17, 2006