Milk-Ninja

Someone who in a stealth like performance drinks the milk, someone who is very Jedi when it is time for mass amounts of milk to be moved.

"MOM: Where the fuck did all the milk go?" SON: "I dont know I havent had any" all in the while he is smiling with complete accomplishment in his head, just like a true MILK-NINJA

by POLYCRENAPILUS October 5, 2008

Ninja Five

Stealing somebody else's high five.

Guy one: *Puts hand in the air* High five me!
Guy two: *Goes to high five*
Guy three: *Gets there first* Ha! Ninja Five!!

*Guy two looks like a loser*

by realpaintheory December 9, 2008

Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

Versatile Ninja

That underrated sniper kid on ps3 who needs to start uploading more footage to get noticed. DO YO THANG FOOL!

Versatile Ninja is too fucking awesome for this

by DareSnipingg April 28, 2013

data ninja

A sad deluded individual who through underdeveloped social kills and an encyclopaedic knowledge of database technologies believes he/she has some mastery of his fellow man.

Bob thought of himself as a bit of a data ninja. His friends thought of him as a bit of a knob.

by Harry Vas Deferrens July 13, 2015

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016

Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.

Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011