I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

by saleemthedream August 6, 2022

just put the fries in the bag

Used as a response to someone falling off. Refers to working an actual job, likely low-wage.

My most recent video got 5,000 likes! I should make more!
You have 600,000 followers, just put the fries in the bag already…

by BlueBladeWrites July 4, 2024

Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025

Put crack cheese

Cheese they put in your butt crack

Put crack cheese

by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020

put some grat in that att

An abbreviation for the phrase “put some gratitude in that attitude.”

Honey, you’re being very rude. You need to put some grat in that att.

by Orange chicken. October 10, 2025

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether

if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014