snow poo

after heavy snow falls on top of a car roof, once the car picks up momentum, dollop of snow falls of the back of the car onto the road looking like the car has just pooed.

After the dollop drops from the back of the car, pointing at the dollop in the road "SNOW POO!"

by thedictionarylegend December 24, 2009

Poo wash

When a poo hits the water to at such an angle that the water splash back cleans your pooy anus and surrounding gooch. Cleaning so you don't have to.

"Angus D, I just did the most efficient process known to man!"

"Enlightenment?"

"No, a poo wash"

"You lucky fucking cunt"

by Mike Raphael December 26, 2008

Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag

bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo

by Brett Milla May 24, 2009

poo smear

A racist term for brown people.

hey poo smear..
yeah you..
why the fuck don't you go back to India.

by horse with no name March 29, 2008

Chibi-poo

Cat like woman that likes it from behind.

That bitch is a chibi-poo

by Godlikeandsweet July 1, 2009

poo jabber

When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.

Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!

by adam096 December 21, 2009

Poo Bat

when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.

Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!

by Ben Dougherty January 5, 2008