pee wee

if you have this you should see a doctor as when you have this you will piss a lot of blood

i went to the doctorfor my constant pee wees

by suddenly pinnaples February 18, 2022

pee-ers

Someone who pees in any place but a toilet

“hopefully those pee-ers didn’t go to my pool party

by meowityhq May 19, 2021

pee pee poo poo

a thing a Texas child wont stop saying saying when I'm trying to beat my meat

Texas kid: "pee pee poo poo"
me: * moans *

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

pee-pee-roni

The act of sticking ones penis into a stick of pepperoni.

Can be used to describe a person's attitude. If someone is being a pee-pee-roni, they are acting as though they have had their meat (dick) has been cut off or is missing.

"Man you being such a pee-pee-roni. Get some balls pussy!"

by SnoopsMaGoops June 12, 2018

pee pee

a pee pee is a weenie
a weenie is a penis
a penics is a hot dog
a hot dog is a sex pistol
a sex pistol is mistas stand
a dong is a pee pee
what is a pee pee? read the first sentence :)

boy: lol u have a big pee pee
other boy: how do you know
boy:

other boy:

by unknownfossil September 11, 2020

pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"

by anonymous December 4, 2024

Pee pound

The art of withstanding breaking the seal on a night out.

Betting at least £1 to out do your mate.

I bet you a pee pound that I can last longer than you.

by Pee pound August 6, 2021