Pee pee flakes

Morning cereal flakes, with piss replacing the milk.

Damn, that’s a fine bowl of pee pee flakes you have there!

by gasstationbonerpills July 14, 2025

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Pee Chalupa

The thing Taco Bell gives you when you really piss them off.

(They pee in the chalupa)

Can’t believe this shit. Was eating Taco Bell drunk last night and was halfway through when I realized they gave me a pee chalupa.

by Ron don jonaldson December 21, 2019

Irony pee girl

girl who likes piss and hasn't heard of irony

ever hear the term irony pee girl?
no

by Beter griffin 2 January 24, 2022

Fist in the stink, pee in the sink

While your fist is inside someone's rectum, you pee in the sink simultaneously.

Juice wrld: yo my fist in the stink, pee in the sink

by Joemamaisgaylolol February 24, 2021

pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.

I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?

by BPositive March 6, 2020

pee pee poo poo check

pee pee poo poo

ayo pee pee poo poo check

by gamergodcool February 26, 2021