Pee

A lovely relaxing stream of yellow. Feels amazing to hold it.

I have to pee rn

by Geometry dash wizard 1234 March 25, 2023

Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

pee

lol pee pee
you go pee
yellow pee
comes out
goes back in sometimes
its basically water

i pee
i pee water

by danky2233 September 14, 2018

Pee Niece

• A certain way if pronouncing penis
• when someone is really stupid

John: did you really put your cock in the microwave?

George: yes I did.
John: you’re such a pee niece

by Kokwore November 24, 2020

Pee

Urine

Pee

by Shredity December 24, 2020

Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.

In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.

by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024