Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive

Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”

by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023

jacob

A boy with a bendy gender and back

Damn Jacob what is wrong with your gender

by Twisted Eagles April 20, 2018

Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.

“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”

by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024

jacob

best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u

jacob the best

by jdish October 17, 2019

Jacob

Can be a robot to some people... Very shy but okay to be around

Who's that robot?? Oh it's a Jacob

by A1SloppyToppy May 27, 2019

Jacob

Funny, crazy, lovely person. Likes basketball and is quite tough, though doesn't look it. His gender/sex is...Questionable. He is dirty minded and weird, but overall a nice friend.

Look, it's Jacob. Who knows what gender he is.

by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021

Jacob

The most handsome person you will ever meet. If you know him you will most likely fall for him with his charming face,body,personality and looks he is the man of your dreams. He is every girls dream because of how respectful and how he treats girls. If you are his girlfriend you will feel like an angel the way he loves on you. He is a great hugger and a better love maker. He knows how to move his body with you and has a hella big package. His frame is perfect he is tall and muscular. The older he gets the bigger it gets too he will grow to be a model or a sports player. If you know a Jacob while he is young you better have his baby because he is hard to settle and you will enjoy it.

Girl-why are you crying
Girl Crying-Jacob rejected me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023