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omg he sent me a picture of the dark 😤😤🙄😤
by abby 🥄🥄🥄 December 6, 2017
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Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
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""""Dark humor""""

Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"
Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""
by graphical user interface July 15, 2022
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Dark

Dark he is just a fucking player
shadowy: have you heard of that dark kid

shine: ew yeah
by DarkTheGayWeeb February 8, 2020
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dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.
I’ll have one dark vodka, please.
by * HH * January 29, 2025
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Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.
“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”
by SalvyZ June 17, 2019
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