Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.
1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."
by Blelvis August 03, 2020
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Nutella biscuits

Matt: “me Logan Ben and Isaac are going to smoke some nutella biscuits
Bobby: “wait I want to come”
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jiggle biscuits

Small chested but medium sized Breasts, other known as duck butts, the nipple and Areola will point up into the sky almost like a ducks butt, it’s also like opening up a Pillsbury Doughboy tube of biscuit rolls, cracking it open and watching the dough jiggle on the pan.
When Sarah popped out her jiggle biscuits, I knew what I was having for breakfast….. biscuits and gravy.
by SherylCrowe July 03, 2021
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new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.
1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
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Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.
Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-
by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
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