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Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.
I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it
by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025
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Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.
Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!
by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016
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Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.
Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.
by RodJustice September 30, 2014
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Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face
While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.
by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024
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Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.
I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
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Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
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double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.
i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch
by ill Blacky October 10, 2020
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