Goated

When someone gets the official title of being the Greatest Of All Time, or the GOAT.

Sophia: No way Cass, you are so goated.

Cass: Yeah, I know.

by orangefaygosolos August 24, 2023

Goated

It's when someone comes up behind you, grabs you by the scrotum and pulls

Chris got goated by Jimmy at work today

by Lluthor7 August 21, 2019

Goat

Someone that is to good for a sport

Example:Messi is greatest player of all time Goat

by Glitter globber November 22, 2021

GOAT

An alien claiming to be from Argentina who is said to be able to pass through people whilst carrying a round ball that is glued to his feet and he is able to detach it whenever he pleases. It is said that he is the successor of Diego Armando Maradona and the Greatest of All Time at the world's most popular sport, football.

The GOAT finally won the World Cup in 2022.

by bruhmeme 42069696969 March 21, 2023

Goat

Anything except a Leo named Nic Nac

Nic nac thought she was a goat . But could nevaaa

by Blanco57 October 12, 2022

Goat Of X

Also commonly known as @deesucksass on X formerly named twitter, he has been called the "GOAT OF X" For various reasions. GOAT stands for GREATEST. OF. ALL. TIME. And once you scroll through their page, you'll see why they are commonly referred to the "goat"

"yooooop bruhhh deewaers is soo sigma and so goat of X"

by anonymous January 11, 2025

New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.

The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.

by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025