night poo

When you're dehydrated and drink a large glass of water before bed, your insides churn and suddenly you're up at 1am taking a giant dump.

Dammit, I didn't get any sleep last night! Drank all that water right before bed, and woke up an hour later to take a giant night poo.

by phat_cartman February 9, 2010

Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag

bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo

by Brett Milla May 24, 2009

foot poo

The stanky smell that emanates from someone's sweaty feet and shoes.

When he took his shoes off the smell of foot poo made us gag.

by MLP_Boston April 5, 2008

Chibi-poo

Cat like woman that likes it from behind.

That bitch is a chibi-poo

by Godlikeandsweet July 1, 2009

Poo wash

When a poo hits the water to at such an angle that the water splash back cleans your pooy anus and surrounding gooch. Cleaning so you don't have to.

"Angus D, I just did the most efficient process known to man!"

"Enlightenment?"

"No, a poo wash"

"You lucky fucking cunt"

by Mike Raphael December 26, 2008

Poo Bat

when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.

Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!

by Ben Dougherty January 5, 2008

poo jabber

When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.

Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!

by adam096 December 21, 2009