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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

Joe Mama

The mother of Joe thats it just his mother the person that ripped her vagina wide open just to name her son Joe what the fuck
Person 1: Is that Joe's?
Person 2: Joe's what?
Person 1: I think that's Joe mama
by Pplick November 7, 2020
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

Bad Ass Mama

A tough & impressive mother. A mother that doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks of her. She puts her children first & teaches them everything she was never taught. She stands up for what she believes in, even if she's standing alone. She’s the one you can go to about anything but she’ll call you out on your bullshit. She won’t let you quit when things get tough. She walks with strength and dignity. She's feisty, fierce & people off but she's full of love & life. Don't get on her bad side & don't fuck with the ones she loves.
Hey girl, you’re one bad ass mama! 🖤
by Bad.Ass.Mama January 15, 2023
mugGet the Bad Ass Mamamug.

Joe mama

Joe Mama- something that every kid says and needs to get some therapy to stop
Me: who's joe

Random kid i don't know: Joe mamaaaa!!!!
Me: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alessi_15 November 22, 2019
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.
“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”
by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020
mugGet the Mama Birdmug.

baby mama

A word that certain subcultures in American society use to describe the mother of ones child. Used in place of just saying "wife" because in certain subcultures of America, it's somehow so common to have multiple children with multiple mothers / fathers that there actually needs to be a word for it.
Felicia aint my wife. We wuz never married. She just my baby mama... YEET!!!!!
by GhEtToBlAsTer50000 September 17, 2020
mugGet the baby mamamug.

Eunji lee mama robux rich dh momam

i hope Eunji lee mama robux rich dh momam appears on my screen!!
by enthousiast March 24, 2022
mugGet the Eunji lee mama robux rich dh momammug.

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