A person usually found stocking children online, historical remembered in his primary for slapping kids in the doom and waking up late
by Mark the legend December 08, 2021
Mark is the name of a very important man. I will do anything for Mark. He has gotten me through pain, anguish, and other various big words. He's funny, very likable, and the light of my life.
"Hey dude, what's that one guys name again?"
"Who? Mark? "
" Yeah! Him. "
" Careful he'll bite you"
" Excuse me? "
"Who? Mark? "
" Yeah! Him. "
" Careful he'll bite you"
" Excuse me? "
by Exactly the person you're thin August 15, 2022
by Alpha Male Mark January 11, 2022
The person you will find right next to u after u wake up. They won't just be looking for a one night stand so dont let them go.
Girl: I went to sleep last night after I went on a date with Mark and I found him right next to me.
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...
by The bootylicious guy November 03, 2020
Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
A handsome man with a great sense of humor. He loves the Walking Dead and he adores Daryl Dixon. He has every fan article you can dream of plus several photos with him. Daryl will always have a big space in his heart. Although Daryl isn't in the comics, Mark's wish is that Daryl will be the last person alive on the show.
by Jokeryne December 20, 2016