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Kevin

I feel like Kevin is a straight man from Ohio that works as a dentist during the day and a prostitute at night. He values long walks on the beach and has a weird foot fetish. Kevin like to look cool and impress the ladies with his magic tricks.
"No way you dentists Name is KEVIN too?"
by Hazardous_Hound October 25, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.
That dude is such a Kevin
by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024
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Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria
Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once
by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is just a rainbow alpaca
Kevin.
by Treeman46295 April 21, 2022
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Kevin hill

Some fatty that reps dingle and his mar wears strap ons the fat tranny
Yo Kevin hill ye fat mate
by Mrtunatip July 31, 2025
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Kevin Hoskins

Someone that is good at 2k, has a huge dick, but unfortunately is ugly.
He's ugly but his dick is good, he's such a Kevin Hoskins.
by GabbyGirl172 April 16, 2017
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kevin shaw

Handsome gentleman. One of whom is very certain of everything they say. Delivers adventures out like breadcrumbs being thrown to ducks and pigeons.
He was so demonstrable with his speech about toys and candy, especially when closing with free presents to the crowd; it was like a Kevin Shaw in action.
by Jackson life November 23, 2021
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