Golden Haired God Man

A blonde haired man, usually tall in stature. Having many talents and appearing God-like to women.

The bassist was an amazing golden haired god man on stage.

by -shortstack January 26, 2011

golden gate bridge

Same as an Eiffel Tower, except somehow there is piss involved from one or all of the participants.

While Dick and Johnson were banging Gina, they high-fived each other and Gina took a piss, thus creating The Golden Gate Bridge.

by Rey A. May 17, 2007

Get Off Your Golden Couch

A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."

Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.

Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.

Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.

Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.

This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!

by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020

Pull a John W. Golden

When for some unknown reason you give away ALL the trade secrets that relate to a craft. For example when john w golden gave away ALL the secrets to using resin. Therefore everyone in their grandmother starts doing it and it becomes passe.

Aww man don't do a tutorial and pull a John W. Golden! That guy ruined it for all the resin people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAEKnv0OU08

by Castin Craft August 21, 2008

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

by bobandbill December 27, 2010

Butler Golden Tornado Football Team

The sideshow for the Marching Band.

Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.

by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011

Snap-Back-Golden-Attack

When a human male goes to shake off the last drops from a piss and the last shake of urine doesn't go down, but up.. and flies directly in to the subjects mouth.

Whilst taking a short or long or medium number 1 bathroom break, I shook the shaft close enough to be playing with it, but the final shake (it was my final, because after getting pee in your mouth, you tend to stop doing things..) cemented the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack for grand definition and Urban Dictionary enjoyment.

by HandsomeSasquatch October 26, 2011