National Rape Day 

your fucking disgusting if you parpticipate in this 😐 go fuck yourself you fucking cunt if you actually support this day. whoever made it go kill yourself

a fucking cunt: "oh my god its National Rape Day yay!!"
a normal person: "shut the fuck up cunt 😐"

National Rape Day by epicuaername April 22, 2021

National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush and it’s ok if they reject you.

I remember when it was national ask your crush out day.

National ask your crush out day by Heyyyyyhello April 12, 2019

That just made my day 

An expression used to describe something:

1.funny
or
2. Awesome

that makes your day brighter, or puts you in a good mood.

1. OMG Did you see Kyse's skit? It was funny as hell! That just made my day!

2. LOL! BRUNO FOR HALLOWEEN? You just made my day.

That just made my day by BennduR November 2, 2009

Kick a Ginger Kicker Day 

Kick a Ginger Kicker Day is the day after when Gingers everywhere can retaliate and kick all Ginger Kickers on October 21.

The Ginger in school that was kicked for having characteristics of a Ginger on Kick a Ginger Day gathered all of his Ginger friends the day after Kick a Ginger Kicker day to Kick all Ginger Kickers. Therefor it must be "Kick a Ginger Kicker Day." Which would fall on October 21.

Kick a Ginger Kicker Day by sarwya July 5, 2016

crackhead day 

One of those days when you can't do much of anything and can't even imagine being able to think a full or coherent thought.

After working four ten hour shifts on consecutive days, I commonly experience a crackhead day, in a near vegetative state.

crackhead day by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

National blowjob day

On June 29th it is national blowjob day

My guy it's national blowjob day

National blowjob day by Vrovro June 25, 2017

90 day fiance 

A SHOW MY MUM LOVES MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME

me:hey mum whats for din-
mum:SHUT UP THERES A NEW EPISODE OF 90 DAY FIANCE
(based off a true story)

90 day fiance by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019