Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy

“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins”

by I love you Pookie bear June 09, 2025

Jake Mulconray

HOT MAN I LOVE HIS HOT MOTHER :D

Jake Mulconray is hot

by Edzcool101 October 12, 2022

Jake Goff

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

by graysondemos March 04, 2018

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 06, 2024

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 29, 2024

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 29, 2024

Panama Jake

A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.

A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.

Hey that guy is a true Panama Jake, he just showed me a trick making his dick into a hamburger.

by Corona ed June 20, 2022