Sandwich ass nigga

A person whom is both; Fat and over weight, as well as soft and bitch-made.

That Nigga Liam is a real Sandwich ass Nigga under pressure! I always need to bail him out during matches!

by El Niño VP February 4, 2024

luh stupid ass boy

Basically insulting someone intelligence but in a way that sounds barely like english.

Person1: I just lost my game bro
Person2: luh stupid ass boy, how you do that

by ya_muvaa November 21, 2023

A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan

Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!

by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

dumb ass

dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.

"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"

"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"

by LiberalAvenger May 28, 2018

Ass Whistler

Someone who farts more than they whistle

That ass whistler it’s not riding with me in my car, he’ll stink up the whole car

by Lucky Hill Rider October 26, 2025