To jerk off
by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018
Get the Strum my filthiesmug. man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.
"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought
by handle grabber January 26, 2021
Get the i typed this with my tonguemug. 
Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
Get the Never in my natural-born lifemug. by jenan December 14, 2013
Get the suck my ohmug. A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. A random saying when your feelimg humorous or just feeling silly. Its also can sung into a rap or song
by BenDovR13 November 9, 2022
Get the Cookies in My buttholemug.