A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.
That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.
by pornjunkie69 June 15, 2018
Get the Fuck-Tard mug.A form of verbal insult telling you to go and have sexual intercourse with yourself and is often used as a response to unorthodox behavior.
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Get the Kung Fuck mug.Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
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Get the Fuck mug.A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018
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"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."
"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."
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