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GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER is a lawnmover that is armed with guns bazookas miniguns and much more you name it!
RUN!! THIS GUY HAS A GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000
by fanum facts May 1, 2024
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Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.
“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”
by SDPseudoGirl June 25, 2020
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My William

If you want to know the meaning of love i suggest you find a William. If you ask, what is a William? A William is someone who will never let you down. Someone who is such a gentleman it'll make you cry. Someone who breaks the standard for green flags. Someone who makes so much sacrifices for you over his own wants and needs. Someone who loves you so unconditionally you question what you did to deserve him. Someone who you KNOW you'll marry. I love my William. My forever. My soulmate.
Me: What do you even like about me?

(He then took a deep breath)

My William: You're extremely caring, understanding and empathetic. You're always there for me you make me really happy you're genuinely extremely nice sometimes way too nice for your own good you have amazing music taste and fashion taste ofc my fashionista your humour perfectly fits mine and you match my freak like no one ever did you make me feel so loved more loved then i ever felt with anyone else and i feel so secure with you with my ex i felt it would end and crumble any day now but with you i know i'll spend the rest of my life with you and im sure of it confident in it And many more.

Me: Ends up crying.
by Chessycakes0921~ August 23, 2025
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on my soul

on my soul basically means like you puttin someone on you, it's like when you say on god but instead of puttin on god you put it on your self
by jussagirlwithglasses January 23, 2024
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my bad

when it's dark and it's your mom not your gf
Oh, mom? Dang, my bad.
by JC Murray April 22, 2016
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Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
mugGet the Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, raremug.

Snuggie with my nuggie

The act of cuddling with your significant other who is of African-American descent.
I can't wait to snuggie with my nuggie tonight! He has such a big penis!
by thatbitchvikki July 22, 2011
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