Clown

A creepy ass thing that gets you under your bed at night.

I am a clown.

by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019

Clown

You.

You absolute fucking clown. Get shit noob your fucking dogshit at the game.

by Ronald Childmolester McDonald November 6, 2020

Goth Clown

Being attracted to something atypical, especially of an ugly, extremely unattractive or particularly odd variety.

I didn't want to say it, but you look like a goth clown in that outfit... and I love it.

by Wes Handy Son September 28, 2022

Clowning

Acting like a "funny" character online but failing so hard to do so that people are wondering if you are being serious and in the process really retarded or plain stupid or really succesfull in doing so.

Clowning is wondering if someone is being stupid or playing a character:

I am wondering if Anunki is Clowing, i'm really not sure. His posts are so weird, nobody knows what he is on.

by ClutchChuck December 26, 2024

Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

clown frown

A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.

His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.

by Kysguy January 29, 2023

Clown

Clown:
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.

Honk honk beep beep!

Someone: whoa look, there's a clown over there! What a cool guy.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.

by Kraeyn March 9, 2024