Ethan

A long haired metal head who enjoys sex conversations. He loves the guitar and only uses it with the distortion filter on. Loving parents and tends to have the hottest brother

Person1: Did you see Ethan?
Person2: yes, I bet he has a hot brother.

by Witty Brother November 5, 2023

ethan

ethan is a square, a rhombus, a quadrilateral formula

he also turns me on

square ethan is mm i am yoda star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

ethan

ethan is a square

person 1: wow look theres ethan
yoda: ethan square he is
person 1: wow thanks yoda from star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

Ethan

the best person in the whole wide world. he is the most athletic and hot sexy guy out there in school. every girl has dreams of sucking his dick bc it is so long (its 9 inches). they wanna get penetrated by his dominating presence. every girl will want to have him as their boyfriend as he is so reliable and handsome who plays basketball and is 6’5 tall.

A bunch of girls sucked Ethan’s dick.

by paparaziiiiiiiiiii November 19, 2023

Ethan

He is a black person who is usually fat

Ethan is fat

by kockman November 19, 2023

Ethan

The single most sexy man in existence. He may not look like much but underneath that clothing is the best muscles ever, he's got the chest of a god. the back of a Greek god and the abs of god as well. He is also so kind and caring. He is the person you want for a boyfriend or husband

O my god ETHAN

by hghuuhnfi November 20, 2023

Ethan

A bitch nigga who’s a bitch

I was with Ethan and he was acting like a bitch

by MeloBeDolo November 20, 2023