Mexican Dance Party

When five men wearing sombreros insert their penis' into a taco shell each and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with the same woman. During this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.

You should have been there last night man was fucking crazy, there were five of us and one bitch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.

Three's a crowd five's a dance party.

by SenorGringo November 11, 2010

Don't Dance for the Pussy

A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy.

If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight... Sorry but,"I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
If you paint the house I'll ride you tonight... You'll never get it, "I Don't Dance for the Pussy".

by Aircraft Mechanics against Pussification. March 10, 2008

fat man dance

A silly attempt at dancing done by outrageously overweight people by slowly rotating the hips, lifting a foot at a time, and the arms, kept at 90 degree angles swivel side to side.

Kyle, that fat bastard, ruined our no fat people dance by doing the fat man dance.

by The Skinny Guy December 16, 2005

triplett dance academy

Triplett dance academy dlays your life. the dancers have better technique than ALDC. if you want some amazing and serious training, go there. you'll have a fun experience. Bob also slays. TRIPLETT SLAYS

Triplett Dance Academy slays my life!

by REGINAMILLSXOXO May 24, 2016

National dance day

September 30th a day we’re you can dance like no one is watching

Omg lays dance, it’s national dance day!

by MaddiMoo April 10, 2019

dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022

Booking a hurt dance

To look for trouble

If you mess with that guy, you're booking a hurt dance.

by Alazar_Ph June 18, 2014