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Ten Bands

$10,000.00
My new ride cost ten bands.
by Mr.mike82985 September 7, 2020
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Acoustic Band

A band of members raping acoustic people aka autistic people
Brady let’s get an acoustic band together
by Braed3n November 7, 2023
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Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.
him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night
by biggoon July 4, 2022
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Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.
Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.
by SuperTrans March 26, 2020
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pugga band

A large stack of hundred dollar bills usually containing over 10k wrapped up in an elastic accompanied by multiple casino reward cards and two forms of id
I pulled out my pugga band to buy into the cash game.
by Fireman675 July 29, 2016
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Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
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figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"
That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.
by talent xcout January 25, 2011
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