The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a
taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart
taco goes:
-mild: oh, that's interesting
-medium: Who farted!?
-
hot: eyes start to
water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost
pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the
bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart
taco"
"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart
tacos!"