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alabama taco 

An alabama taco is were a man opens the girls vaginal canal and poops in it leaving a taco looking thing
Hey guys I just gave my girlfriend an alabama taco it felt so good.
alabama taco by johnathan russell January 11, 2012

taco island 

After their employers have noticed (or created) an advertisement for a tourist hot-spot featuring taco decor, unlucky employees will be confined to Taco Island in lieu of actual vacation time.
It's not a vacation, Steve; it's Taco Island.

Taco Bell Pussy 

Shortened to TBP

A casual sex partner of the female persuasion.

This is someone who is not girlfriend material but good for some late night activity, like Taco Bell.
"What'd you do last night?"

"My TBP came over for a little while"

"Dat Taco Bell Pussy."

Poop taco 

last nite she licked my poop taco.
Poop taco by arb-rym October 21, 2010

Del Taco spray tan 

The act of eating a large quantity of Del Taco food followed by standing on one's head in the shower and spraying the warm diarrhea into the air covering one's body leaving the skin a golden brown.
I slept naked last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a partial Del Taco spray tan when I bare-assed sharted on her.
Del Taco spray tan by pre14g January 25, 2011

Fart Taco 

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
Fart Taco by rasta shoes December 24, 2016