The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history
Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland
by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023
Get the September 1mug. That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.
“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”
by Discoteca September 4, 2025
Get the The September Scariesmug. “can you hangout tonight?”
“nah man i’m seeing my girlfriend”
“but it’s no simp September! you can’t simp for this whole month!”
“nah man i’m seeing my girlfriend”
“but it’s no simp September! you can’t simp for this whole month!”
by kingrobert September 29, 2020
Get the septembermug. September 11th is national Shut up Louka day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Louka tells said person to shut up.
by ThomasM1982 September 1, 2020
Get the September 11thmug. Oh you’re a libra!!! You will make a decision today. . . Or maybe not! This is what happens when you’re indecisive as fuck!! Carry on you wayward son!
by Wayward daugther November 27, 2023
Get the September 28mug. September 10th also known as national peg your best friend in the laundry room while your dog and cat watch day.
by DrGigglyAss August 5, 2024
Get the September 10thmug. September 30th is international day of sleeping only in underwear. Best way to celebrate it is to invite somebody to your house and let them sleep with you.
by Mastek September 30, 2022
Get the September 30mug.