National lesbian sweatpants day

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.

Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.

by that_one_lesbian_03 October 20, 2019

National Hate Nick Day

Every February 3rd you have to hate on anyone named Nick.

Hey is your name Nick? Yea well its National Hate Nick Day, so fuck you I hate you

by Sterm Meister Meister Sterm February 3, 2023

National Fake Date Day

YOU HAVE TO DAY SOMEONE IF YOU DONT YOU PUSSY!! THE RULES ARE YOU HAVE TO KISS,HUG AND etc... IT CAN BE YOUR BESTFREIND, BOY BEST IDC!!!

Today is National Fake Date Day!!

by Heyyybabbe September 25, 2019

National Kick Aden Day

October 23rd is National kick Aden day. A day to kick anyone that has the name Aden or a name close to it.

A: ow why did you kick me
M: Because your name is Aden, it’s national kick Aden day

by crispygetsbits October 23, 2020

National Infinite Rizz Day

yummy rizz everyone gets infinite rizz for just today

I love national infinite rizz day

by dogfucker9000 December 31, 2022

National Try Hard Day

December 7

My friend was born on National Try Hard Day and he called me a try hard, but I said, “no, that’s you”

by No that’s you January 21, 2019

national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019