king robinson

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!

-King Robinson 2015

There is no example statement. -king robinson

by Butterbooh October 14, 2015

The King's Busketeers

A party folk band from southern New England. They are a trio of very talented musicians who specialize in upbeat songs about drunken debauchery, double homicides, cross dressing, dancing, jail, shipwrecks, and other fun things. They can usually be seen performing at Renaissance Faires, farmers markets, and steampunk festivals. They are a fantastic live band with a reputation for high energy shows.

Dude 1: Hey! Some party folk band was playing at a Renaissance Faire up in New Hampshire.
Dude 2: That's the King's Busketeers! I've seen them live in Providence! Awesome band.

by Your Favorite Local Artist June 13, 2019

brother kings

Two ridiculously attractive men , of the ancient bloodline, who drive their admirers around town recklessly, fueled by whip its and other illicit worldly chemicals, protected by the. Lord. Brothers not of the Maternal, nor in the sense of brother "hood"..but by what is already written. Pretty white boys that run shit.

Human 1... Wow! Look at this giant golden table, it only has 2 seats, are they for us?

Human 2. . ..Um..idk bitch, are we BROTHER KINGS? ...yea, no. C'mon man.

by Brotherking1 December 25, 2018

King Danny

King Danny is the most focused person ever. He knows how to lead and he has a bit of a temper when things don't go his way. Don't mess with King Danny or you'll live to regret it.

Girl: Who does that guy think he is?
Boy: That's King Danny!
Girl: OMG you think he heard me?

by Chajjxf February 14, 2022

Kim the king

The boy whose father was a police and living like a girl. He’s gay and he makes meme

Daraty: Hahaha! Ah jm John looks like Kim the king
Chhang an: who is Kim the king

Daraty: The gay that makes meme

by This nut November 26, 2019

Silly King

Jeff is the silly king

Bob: “yo jim who’s the silly king?”
Jim: “Jeff is the silly king”
Bob: “cool beans”

by sillyexpert69 June 17, 2022

Zest-king

An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.

Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.

by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 22, 2022