ass hat pirate cat

some dump shit that should'nt play the same game you play

you just pulled the "fucking eggs -50 dkp for you ass hat pirate cat

by ihatenoobs October 10, 2008

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Irish Hat Story

An Irish Hat Story is a story that someone tells over and over again, each time thinking that this is the first time that they have told it to the listener.

Person A: So this one time...

Person B: Oh man, not another Irish Hat Story.

by NightPhoenix March 17, 2011

red hat with a black feather

vote for ben's. The red hat is the next afro.

eg: me, in my red hat, sexyin up london, ontario

by jilladelphia February 11, 2004

fuck my hat, I didn't know that

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.

'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007

I let her wear my hat.

If a girl puts on your hat, she wants to fuck.

Bro! she grabbed my hat at that party, and I let her wear my hat... the rest was history.

by Arcenator October 19, 2011